5 Ways GetPhound Makes Coffee

Michele Townsend • September 29, 2017

Here at GetPhound, we’ve done something incredible. No, I’m not talking about helping several hundred businesses improve their online presence. I’m talking about our ambitious collection of coffeemakers.

We’re not sure how it happened. It started with just the standard drip machine, then we added a Keurig, and before we knew it we’d added even more gizmos. It’s a bit much, given the size of our break room (small) and the size of our team (eight).

But in celebration of #NationalCoffeeDay, we thought it’d be fun to do a rundown of the machines we’ve collected, each with the same exact purpose of caffeinating water. Here it goes!

1. Standard Drip Coffee Machine

It’s about the size of a small washing machine. This thing never had a chance, forgotten the moment we hauled in the Keurig. It sits in our closet, probably feeling the way the toys in Toy Story felt when Andy went off to college. Anyone need a drip coffee machine?

Kerry national coffee day — Kerry sneaks away from the drip coffee machine, which lives in the closet.

2. Keurig

You’re not officially an office until you have one of these, along with the Christmas tree contraption for storing the cups. (Ours spins around like a rack of greeting cards.)

Our K-cups aren’t much for diversity. In fact, we’re in an exclusive relationship with the Donut Shop, though I’m not entirely sure who drinks this coffee. Must be one of those sneaky caffeinators in web development.

3. Nespresso

I, for one, was very excited when this newfangled machine arrived, bright with the promise of infusing individual cups of coffee with foam. Foam is fun, in case you didn’t know. It makes things automatically better.

While all of us (except Emily, who doesn’t drink coffee ?) were devoted to the Nespresso machine initially, the thing rapidly lost its appeal. While foamy as promised, the coffee is acrid. I mean, it tastes like it’s been drained from batteries.

The pod system is confusing, too. Each flavor has a name that sounds like “gelato,” and I can’t tell the difference between any of them, since they’re labeled not with words but with stripes and colors. Why they opted for this complex striping system I don’t know.

No amount of foam can make up for coffee that threatens to eat away your upper lip, or whose flavors are needlessly shrouded in mystery.

michele coffee — Michele is excited about foamy Nespresso coffee, then tastes it.

4. French Press

Ross brought this in a couple months ago, along with a grinder and a bag of beans. Without a doubt, this coffeemaker reigns supreme in terms of taste. Its only downside is you have to wait several minutes for your coffee instead of 45 seconds. You’d think someone would invent some gadget to speed up this process?

Ross and coffee — Ross champions his preferred coffeemaker, the French press.

5. Instant Coffee

A new arrival, our canister of instant coffee sits between the Keurig and the Nespresso, as if trying to prove it belongs. I’m not sure if anyone drinks it, or if it was supposed to be ironic. Maybe one of my coworkers can comment with the instant coffee’s origin story.

Audrey and coffee — Audrey volunteers to sponsor the instant coffee.

Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful National Coffee Day! No need to celebrate at GetPhound, where every day is an homage to coffee.

The post 5 Ways GetPhound Makes Coffee appeared first on GetPhound.

< Older Post

Newer Post >

How to Rank Higher on Google My Business | GetPhound

By Ross Cohen • May 15, 2024

In this blog we delve into the pivotal role reviews play in local SEO. The blog emphasizes the importance of reviews as the top-ranking factor for Google My Business and outlines practical strategies for small business owners. We highlight the need to create a seamless review request process, incentivize reviews, leverage email lists, and encourage keyword-rich reviews. Satisfied customers are critical in boosting a business's prominence and, consequently, its Google My Business ranking. By implementing these tips, small business owners can enhance their online visibility, attract more customers, and optimize their presence on Google My Business to stand out in the competitive local market. Elevate your business today with these actionable insights.

How to Prioritize Your Online Marketing Budget

By Ross Cohen • March 20, 2024

This blog explains why effectively managing your online marketing budget is crucial for your small businesses. How to decide where to spend your money wisely will help achieve your goals. First, you need to figure out what's most important for your business. This could be getting more customers, showing up higher on Google, or bringing more people to your website. Then, focus your budget on these goals, like investing in ads or services that can help you get more leads. An example of this is a business owner who wants more customers and better Google rankings. Finally, it covers tips for managing your budget, such as checking how well your current marketing is working and adjusting as needed. Overall, it's about using your money smartly to make your business succeed online.

Why Google Ads is the Best Option for Lead Generation

By Ross Cohen • February 22, 2024

The Power of Google Ads for Lead Generation In the world of digital marketing, lead generation is the lifeblood of small businesses. But with so many options available, why should small business owners turn to Google Ads for lead generation? Immediate Impact: Results at Your Fingertips One of the most compelling reasons to choose Google Ads for lead generation is the immediate impact it can have on your business. Unlike search engine optimization (SEO) that takes time to build momentum, Google Ads delivers results almost instantly. The moment you launch a Google Ads campaign, your ads start appearing in search results, driving potential leads to your website. This instant visibility can lead to immediate inquiries and conversions. For small businesses looking to boost their leads quickly, Google Ads is the perfect tool. More Opportunity, Less Limitation Google Ads offers small businesses a world of opportunities that can be hard to match with other forms of marketing. It's a versatile platform that allows you to target specific keywords, demographics, locations, and even the devices your audience uses. This level of precision ensures that your message reaches the right people at the right time. Additionally, with Google Ads, you have control over your budget. You can set daily or monthly spending limits, ensuring that you stay within your financial comfort zone. This means you can tailor your lead generation efforts to suit your budget, making Google Ads accessible for businesses of all sizes. An Investment, Not an Expense Small business owners often hesitate to invest in advertising, viewing it as an expense rather than an investment. However, Google Ads challenges this perception. When you launch a Google Ads campaign, you're essentially investing in the growth of your business. Every dollar spent on Google Ads can potentially bring in leads and customers, leading to revenue that far surpasses your advertising expenditure. It's a cost-effective way to scale your business and see a tangible return on investment (ROI). Viewing Google Ads as an investment allows small business owners to unlock its full potential for lead generation. Transparency and Informed Decision-Making In the world of business, data is power, and Google Ads provides a wealth of it. The platform offers unparalleled transparency, allowing you to track the performance of your ads with precision. You can see exactly how many clicks your ads receive, the keywords that drive the most traffic, and even the cost per lead. This level of data allows you to make informed decisions about your lead generation strategy. You can identify what's working and what needs improvement, enabling you to refine your campaigns for better results. The transparency and data-driven nature of Google Ads empower small business owners to optimize their marketing efforts continuously. Conclusion: The Smart Choice for Small Business Lead Generation In conclusion, Google Ads is undeniably the best option for small business lead generation. Its ability to provide an immediate impact, offer vast opportunities, be an investment rather than an expense, and deliver transparent data makes it a standout choice. By leveraging Google Ads, small business owners can quickly boost their leads, reach a highly targeted audience, and see a tangible return on investment. It's a tool that empowers you to make informed decisions about your marketing strategy and drive your business towards growth and success. So, don't miss out on the incredible potential of Google Ads for lead generation—start harnessing its power today. To learn more about GetPhound's pay-per-click solutions, visit our Google Ads service page.

How To Pick A Blog Topic For SEO

By Ross Cohen • December 15, 2023

Discover the art of selecting the perfect blog topic for SEO as a small business owner. Learn the significance of answering common customer questions, providing DIY advice, and how it all connects to search-ability. Dive into the world of great ideas for an SEO blog topic and understand why patience is crucial in your SEO journey.

Sources Of SEO Traffic

By Ross Cohen • November 20, 2023

In this blog, we discuss the various sources of organic SEO traffic. Small business owners, buckle up as we explore direct traffic, organic search traffic, referral traffic, email traffic, and social traffic, all seen in Google Analytics. Discover why each source requires unique efforts and how their combination creates a robust SEO campaign.

How SEO Works

By Ross Cohen • October 20, 2023

In this article, we'll demystify the world of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) for small business owners. We'll explain how SEO works by illustrating the connection between activity, rankings, traffic, and business growth. Plus, we'll emphasize the importance of patience, as SEO is a long-term strategy that can significantly boost your online presence.